Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I can't believe it.
I ain't ever seen a ass like dat.
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like dat.
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves, she's like a belly dancea
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamsa
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'm gonna answea
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being.
I have needs, I'm not done.
Not til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest.
I am agreeing Mr.officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me.
Do not treat me like a murdera
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If I offend, I'm sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away with anything I say and you will love it.
Chours:
The way you shake it.
I can't Believe it. I ain't never seen a..Ass like dat
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick, I ain't evea seen a..Ass like Dat
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOING

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome*
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene.
And don't treat me like I'm peewee herman.
This movie is PG Mr.Officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He's too busy.
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh cause there is a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I can't believe it.
I ain't ever seen a...Ass like dat
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't ever seen a butt like dat
Maybe next year I'll say ass and maybe she'll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a wiff of dis
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of dis
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don't think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down

The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like dat
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain't ever seen a ass like dat
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING